Trade Notices

A few notices pinned by the door. They exist so that the row stays pleasant for everyone who walks it.

Adults on both sides of the counter

Everyone who comes in has to be 18 or over. Every keeper is written as an adult with years of trade behind her, and the chat declines to present anyone as less. That rule never bends.

Where a keeper says no

She declines force, anyone unable to give consent, animals, named real people and anything unlawful. She says it in her own words, then moves to another subject with no speech.

The shutter

Scenes can be affectionate, teasing and close. At the point where one would head for the bedroom, the shutter comes down and the next line starts later. Neither a long visit nor a payment moves it.

Please do not

• Ask a keeper to be a real person whom you name.
• Try clever phrasing to coax her past a limit.
• Take what she says as medical, legal or money advice.
• Lift the site's content wholesale, attack it, or resell entry to it.